OT: Worst States in the US IMO

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Ive been to ALL these places

1. Alabama

Lot of poor people and barners

2. Mississippi

one of the few states where the KKK operates. Has piss poor education and rude people

3. Oregon

Dismal HS graduation rate. Eastern Oregon is a desert Shithole. Some nice places in central and southern but the rest of the state is a 5th world country.

4. Georgia

South Georgia seems like a 4th world country. High crime. rude people imo

5. South Carolina

First state to join confederacy. has some beaches but overall is not a desirable place to live. high crime and a very unfriendly.

6. Florida

High crime, lots of weird people. Seems like a nice vacation spot but the constant flow of retirees makes it a cesspool of rude and uneducated folks.

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Oregon coast is nice. Central Oregon too.

I’d have Florida #1.

Its an overrated shithole. Enjoyed Miami Beach a few times but good god, the majority of the state is like your average huge city 3rd world fuckhole. Go outside of a few nice areas and its scary.

Basically looks like a hood outside a few nice areas in Miami. But hey, it’s better than Cali because they don’t have homeless people right?

Dawg101 wrote:

Basically looks like a hood outside a few nice areas in Miami. But hey, it’s better than Cali because they don’t have homeless people right?

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Florida is so bad it makes Arizona look like California.

Ohio and Indiana out of the Midwest are also a couple honorable mentions. Both are 8th world, a lot of rural rednecks, and uneducated folk. I’d rather live in China or India or even fucking Syria than these shitholes

I haven’t spent much time in the South but I thought the one thing going for it was the people are friendly. Where were you encountering all the rude people?

I’ve been to every state.

Worst states:
Indiana – what the fuck is there? It’s just an ugly shit hole with terrible people.

Ohio – If you mixed Florida with Kentucky

Wyoming – it’s like a bunch of meth squatters took over the Sistine Chapel.

Arizona – If you take the worst parts of California and made a Las Vegas strip hotel from it.

New Mexico – New Methico

Connecticut – Cities like a dumpster run by the mob, rural areas run by rich wasp assholes.

Oklahoma – If you took everything beautiful out of Idaho and made it 40% more racist.

Arkansas – the Oklahoma of the south.

Missouri – Like Oklahoma if it had cities.

Maryland – the East Coast Missouri.

Kansas – flat, shitty and useless.

New Hampshire – Vermont for angry racist people.

New Jersey – the parts that aren’t boring, ugly and awful have no one in them.

Alabama – They have racism, a college football team and pollution.

Mississippi – They just have racism and pollution.

States that should be combined
South and North Dakota, Idaho, Montana and Nebraska – call it ‘white people living for no discernible purpose or reason’.

States that should be eliminated:
Nevada – give Las Vegas to California and use the rest as god intended: for nuke testing.

Irrelevant States:

Virginia – The Greece of the US. It has been forever since anyone gave a shit what was going on here.

West Virginia – ??

Iowa – Corn is the interesting part?

Maine – Lobsters are the interesting part?

Utah – Mormons are the interesting part?

Michigan – Paradigmatic expression of northern entropy.

Delaware – The Jersey Shore for Pennsylvania Protestants.

Pennsylvania – Like the New York no one gives a shit about.

Vermont – Sparsely populated liberal white people are the interesting part???

Colorado – If Vermont were a real state, but densely populated with Alaskans.

Rhode Island – the more acceptable Connecticut.

Alaska – Basically a gigantic Eastern Washington made out of Western Washington. Or the New Hampshire of the west.

Bad States that have something good:

Louisiana – New Orleans is amazing if you aren’t a racist POS. The rest of the state is amazing if you ARE a racist POS.

South Carolina – Most of it is a Dollar General parking lot, but there’s Charleston, which is overhyped but objectively awesome.

Illinois – Chicago is a great town and the Northern Suburbs gave us John Hughes movies, but basically everything else is a neglected sea of rotting minds and corn.

States that are fundamentally bad, but have things that are good so you end up there even though it sucks:

Florida
New York
Massachusetts

Way too much confederate flag racism, but other than that, pretty good:

North Carolina – if Charlotte weren’t completely boring and if you got rid of 20% of the racists, this place would be lit.

Kentucky – if Kentucky weren’t populated with racist assholes on meth, it could be cool. Louisville is a great place and horse country is beautiful.

Tennessee – Dollywood, Memphis, Nashville is pretty cool, Chatt is actually a nice place. Lots of amazing BBQ. Unfortunately, also racist hicks who—despite thinking that a flag protects their heritage—are actually letting their cultural heritage slip to shit under a bag of Bojangles.

States that are, on balance, good:

Texas – Houston is one of the best cities in America. The Dallas Cowboys. Texas is fucked (every state is fucked, America is fucked), but it’s also awesome.

Washington – just pretending EWA doesn’t exist and neither does Kelso.

Georgia – North GA mountains, Migos, Savannah and the B-52s.

Oregon – Portland is little brother Seattle, but the coast is nice and so are the uni cities.

California – Someone walk inland from the Pacific ocean like 75 miles and then just take a flame thrower to everything except maybe Palm Springs.

Wisconsin – Too many racists like everywhere else, but at least they have cheese, beer and brats.

Minnesota – Minnesota is the boring Washington.

Hawaii – Polynesian Puerto Rico.

Woof wrote:

I haven’t spent much time in the South but I thought the one thing going for it was the people are friendly. Where were you encountering all the rude people?

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People in the south are terrible. They aren’t as bad as Northeasterners, but they are bad. Southern hospitality died a long time ago.

Holy fuck Dennis actually came back just for this thread. Who would have thought.

Dennis DeYoung wrote:

I’ve been to every state.

Worst states:
Indiana – what the fuck is there? It’s just an ugly shit hole with terrible people.

Ohio – If you mixed Florida with Kentucky

Wyoming – it’s like a bunch of meth squatters took over the Sistine Chapel.

Arizona – If you take the worst parts of California and made a Las Vegas strip hotel from it.

New Mexico – New Methico

Connecticut – Cities like a dumpster run by the mob, rural areas run by rich wasp assholes.

Oklahoma – If you took everything beautiful out of Idaho and made it 40% more racist.

Arkansas – the Oklahoma of the south.

Missouri – Like Oklahoma if it had cities.

Maryland – the East Coast Missouri.

Kansas – flat, shitty and useless.

New Hampshire – Vermont for angry racist people.

New Jersey – the parts that aren’t boring, ugly and awful have no one in them.

Alabama – They have racism, a college football team and pollution.

Mississippi – They just have racism and pollution.

States that should be combined
South and North Dakota, Idaho, Montana and Nebraska – call it ‘white people living for no discernible purpose or reason’.

States that should be eliminated:
Nevada – give Las Vegas to California and use the rest as god intended: for nuke testing.

Irrelevant States:

Virginia – The Greece of the US. It has been forever since anyone gave a shit what was going on here.

West Virginia – ??

Iowa – Corn is the interesting part?

Maine – Lobsters are the interesting part?

Utah – Mormons are the interesting part?

Michigan – Paradigmatic expression of northern entropy.

Delaware – The Jersey Shore for Pennsylvania Protestants.

Pennsylvania – Like the New York no one gives a shit about.

Vermont – Sparsely populated liberal white people are the interesting part???

Colorado – If Vermont were a real state, but densely populated with Alaskans.

Rhode Island – the more acceptable Connecticut.

Alaska – Basically a gigantic Eastern Washington made out of Western Washington. Or the New Hampshire of the west.

Bad States that have something good:

Louisiana – New Orleans is amazing if you aren’t a racist POS. The rest of the state is amazing if you ARE a racist POS.

South Carolina – Most of it is a Dollar General parking lot, but there’s Charleston, which is overhyped but objectively awesome.

Illinois – Chicago is a great town and the Northern Suburbs gave us John Hughes movies, but basically everything else is a neglected sea of rotting minds and corn.

States that are fundamentally bad, but have things that are good so you end up there even though it sucks:

Florida
New York
Massachusetts

Way too much confederate flag racism, but other than that, pretty good:

North Carolina – if Charlotte weren’t completely boring and if you got rid of 20% of the racists, this place would be lit.

Kentucky – if Kentucky weren’t populated with racist assholes on meth, it could be cool. Louisville is a great place and horse country is beautiful.

Tennessee – Dollywood, Memphis, Nashville is pretty cool, Chatt is actually a nice place. Lots of amazing BBQ. Unfortunately, also racist hicks who—despite thinking that a flag protects their heritage—are actually letting their cultural heritage slip to shit under a bag of Bojangles.

States that are, on balance, good:

Texas – Houston is one of the best cities in America. The Dallas Cowboys. Texas is fucked (every state is fucked, America is fucked), but it’s also awesome.

Washington – just pretending EWA doesn’t exist and neither does Kelso.

Georgia – North GA mountains, Migos, Savannah and the B-52s.

Oregon – Portland is little brother Seattle, but the coast is nice and so are the uni cities.

California – Someone walk inland from the Pacific ocean like 75 miles and then just take a flame thrower to everything except maybe Palm Springs.

Wisconsin – Too many racists like everywhere else, but at least they have cheese, beer and brats.

Minnesota – Minnesota is the boring Washington.

Hawaii – Polynesian Puerto Rico.

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Love the Kelso diss as someone who grew up in Longview. Good list overall.

Also agree with the rest on Florida. Outside of Miami, don’t give a damn about that state. Plus their elected officials are always incompetent it appears.

What Dennis said, except fuck Oregon outside of Happy Valley.