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They’re starting to find out about this board lmao. They’re legit poasting Ballz poasts on twitter rn. You can find em. I had a feeling that there was some funny business going on because there are a lot of comments on here that get upvoted a lot when they shouldn’t. Must have been what Chest was talking about when he said that a major portion of the traffic from this site was from Oregon. Looks like we live in their heads rent-free.

HEY WH70REGON LURKERS LISTEN TO ME BITCH. YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING HELL HOLE OF A STATE. OUTSIDE OF SHITHOLE PDX, OREGON IS A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY BITCH. IMAGINE HAVING TO LIVE IN A BARN AHAHAHA. THEN YOU LOST TO AUBARN. LMAO YOU WILL NEVER COMPARE TO PRESIGES UNIVERSITIES LIKE UW AND USC NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY PHIL DUMPS INTO YOUR 500 RANKED COMMUNITY COLLEGE. GET FUCKED.

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They’re obsessed with me. I find it extremely amusing. Talk about insecure.

Hi Oregon lurkers. We know you’re reading this. Congrats on your peak season that took four years to accomplish. But unfortunately for you, Oregon won’t be sustaining success this season. Enjoy waiting another 3-4 years for another peak season.

I dont get it. Their program has strong momentum. They are recruiting really well and will overtake us in talent after this class. They are on track to be a top 10 program the next few years.

I don’t know why they read husky boards so often. I checked HCH the other day and a handful of the active posters are duck fans.

They’ve always had an inferiority complex with Washington.

Ballz you need to up your troll game and say more outrageous things.

Lmao Fuck ZerW70reg0ne. FUCKING ZERO NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS AHAHA. SHITTY EDUCATION. SHITTY DIVERSITY, SHITTY PEOPLE, SHITHOLE. FUCK POOGENE OREGON. Eemajin having fucking ZERO naties lmao woooooow. I can’t even eemajin that I would bee so depressed ahaha. I get shit education and no natties. Also very boring people like Pweston Fuck Pweston he has a low IQ like al quook fans. Quook fans are gonna get absolutely fucked by Trey Lance. DID I FORGET TREY LANCE HAS WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AHHAHA. OHIO STATEWON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP. USC WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP. YOU ARE ZEROREGON. THE LOGO IS A NUMBER NOT A LETTER. THANKS FOR BEING SO OPEN AHAHA. 130422341234134234435234852034852034852043852034823 Uniform Combos FUCKING ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERO NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS.

Did I mention all your players are busts? AHAHAHAHHA. Larcus Lariota is a fucking mega bust who sucks so much dick that he got beat out by Ryan Fucking Tannehill, a college receiver ahahaha. WOOOOOOOW. How does it feel that the pride of Oregon football got dad dicked by Tanny? He must have sucked major cock. Dion Jordan: BUST. Harrington:Bust. Akili Smith: Bust. LaMichael James: Overhyped. Most of the guys you worship: Late round castoffs or undrafted Bums. LMAOOOO You will never touch UW USC or anyone else. Dan Fouts is a shitty commentator.

Be nice @Dawg101

At least we can pump our own gas.

That’s all I got for now.

Oregon’s average IQ is below room temperature.

Anon is an Oregon fan

> Anon Wakes up

> Anon gets highlights for no reason

> Anon visits the Barn

> Anon picks up his phone that has cow dung all over it

> Anon Remembers he forgot to charge it

> Anon charges phone for 3 minutes

> Anon goes on Twitter and yells at UW fans

> Anon Gets reminded that he has Zero National Championships

> Anon’s phones runs out of charge

> Anon is angry so he drives up to seattle to meet UW fan

> Anon runs out of gas on the way to seattle

> Anon can’t pump his own gas

> Anon asks for help

> Help comes but then they see cow dung on his hands

> Anon’s help runs away

> Anon is left stranded

> Anon’s parents are worried

> Anon’s parents call his phone

> Anon’s phone wasn’t on charge.

Day in the life of an Oregon fan.

Chest wrote:

I dont get it. Their program has strong momentum. They are recruiting really well and will overtake us in talent after this class. They are on track to be a top 10 program the next few years.

I don’t know why they read husky boards so often. I checked HCH the other day and a handful of the active posters are duck fans.

They’ve always had an inferiority complex with Washington.

Ballz you need to up your troll game and say more outrageous things.

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I can say I never spent one second on eDuck or any other Duck site. I know on twitter they are obsessed with me as well. Going as far as posting pics of my family and creating fake accounts of me.

They really are the worst fan base in all of America.

HOLY SHIT! The Oregon 247 board has a thread about UW that has 764 posts in it. Another UW thread on ScoopDuck had over 1,500 posts in it before JHop deleted it because his board was being completely dominated by UW talk. The obsession is REAL and it’s INSANE! These people spend more time scanning UW boards than they do Oregon boards and then try to pretend like they’re better than us. 🤣

Who wants to play for a fan base like that? Everything for them is just about UW instead of their own program. Oh and how quick they are to turn on their own players when they use their voices for change. I’d be so embarrassed if I was an Oregon fan.

No wonder very few of their former players go back to Eugene after their college careers are over. It’s not a place anybody wants to live and I imagine going to their home games in that shit little stadium is like going to NASCAR races or NRA conventions. Bunch of jobless Trumptards who never even went to college, not even a JUCO school like Oregon, spending their government handout money on tickets to Oregon games. If y’all had jobs you wouldn’t have so much damn time to waste obsessing over UW football. GET A JOB and pump my gas you lazy losers.

Ballz wrote:

HOLY SHIT! The Oregon 247 board has a thread about UW that has 764 posts in it. Another UW thread on ScoopDuck had over 1,500 posts in it before JHop deleted it because his board was being completely dominated by UW talk. The obsession is REAL and it’s INSANE! These people spend more time scanning UW boards than they do Oregon boards and then try to pretend like they’re better than us. 🤣

Who wants to play for a fan base like that? Everything for them is just about UW instead of their own program. Oh and how quick they are to turn on their own players when they use their voices for change. I’d be so embarrassed if I was an Oregon fan.

No wonder very few of their former players go back to Eugene after their college careers are over. It’s not a place anybody wants to live and I imagine going to their home games in that shit little stadium is like going to NASCAR races or NRA conventions. Bunch of jobless Trumptards who never even went to college, not even a JUCO school like Oregon, spending their government handout money on tickets to Oregon games. If y’all had jobs you wouldn’t have so much damn time to waste obsessing over UW football. GET A JOB and pump my gas you lazy losers.

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Oh wait, JHop hasn’t deleted it. That UW thread on ScoopDuck is still there and now have over 1,700 posts! 😂

For someone who is making fun of how many Oregon fans lurk/post here, you sure do post a lot of JHop updates.

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For someone who is making fun of how many Oregon fans lurk/post here, you sure do post a lot of JHop updates.

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I don’t have any JHop updates and I rarely look at any of their boards. If JHop has a scoop on a UW related recruit, I’ll throw ten bucks his way for a one-month subscription to find out what he’s saying but that’s as far as I’ll go.

I’m sure they’ve posted about me hundreds of times by now but I haven’t seen any of them because I’m not a subscriber and I don’t care. Even with a few Oregon related posts here and there on this board, it’s nothing compared to the obsession Oregon fans have for UW on their boards. UW topics dominate their board discussions. Get the fuck out of here. There is no hypocrisy to point out.

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For someone who is making fun of how many Oregon fans lurk/post here, you sure do post a lot of JHop updates.

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Five up votes already and all from Oregon lurkers no doubt. LOL.

Ballz wrote:

UWDawg11 wrote:

For someone who is making fun of how many Oregon fans lurk/post here, you sure do post a lot of JHop updates.

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Five up votes already and all from Oregon lurkers no doubt. LOL.

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No need to get defensive as my comment had nothing to do with you and was in reference to the guy who created the thread. Go check the “Summer Recruiting” thread from Sonics if you want to hear any of the latest from JHop. There’s literally a thread right now of him incoherently talking to himself about JHop.

Well shit, that ain’t got nothing to do with me. Sorry for the confusion.

I’d kill my self if I lived in a shithole like Oregon. I want to major in Aerospace Engineering, not Barning. If I was a catholic slut, I would consider getting an abortion if it would mean I could leave the state and major in Aerospace Engineering.

[Dawg101]

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• This reply was modified 2 years ago by Dawg101.

Dawg101 wrote:

I’d kill my self if I lived in a shithole like Oregon. I want to major in Aerospace Engineering, not Barning. If I was a catholic slut, I would consider getting an abortion if it would mean I could leave the state and major in Aerospace Engineering.

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Are you really a girl? If so, you sound hot.

OMG YES!!! I’ve always had a thing for Black Men. I can stroke that BBC well brotha

Dawg101 wrote:

OMG YES!!! I’ve always had a thing for Black Men. I can stroke that BBC well brotha

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Oh yeah, prove it!

mmmmm. Yes I’ve always wanted to date a man that was 6-3+. I saw a ton of hot black guys in NYC. Can’t a girl want to fuck a Black guy because he’s hot, not because of his magical cock?